Thursday, December 24, 2009

1-800-SKEL-MON

Skeletor applies his mental powers towards a capitalistic venture.

Sweetness why you pay $4.99 a minute fee for psychic advice? I, Skel-Mon will give it to you for less than $1 a minute? That's right, less than $1 a minute! Tank you for calling young lady. Dis be Skel-Mon. About 10 months ago accordin' to the 10 of Cups, there was an event with the short stocky man. Don't know what me sayin'? Tink back mon... 10 months ago... I didn't say you knew the stocky man well, but there be a short stocky man. YES te one shaped like a bell!! Tat is te one I talkin' about! Baby... I'm here with bad news for you. The Fool's card has shown to say you often foolish, you foolish to doubt me earlier 'bout the stocky man, you foolish with the stocky man... Caller you ready to continue? You called' me fool-mon. You do not already know dis he did you dirty. My friend, it was your foolishness that let this snake in your grass with out proper cover. You know what I'm talkin' 'bout now. Go take the test, the burning and discoloration is not a coincidence.

4 comments:

Jeremy said...

miss cleo lost some weight! nice lettering dude, hilarious...

Lucky♦Johan said...

hahaha... YES!

A. Lewellen said...

Good stuff.

Brooks Golden said...

righteous stuff nicky..

skel-mon!...CALL ME NOW!